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Kojak Columbo

by Harry Nilsson

Well its a little late for christmas

But have one anyway

And while i'm on the subject baby

Have a happy birthday

How's your father

How's your mom

And don't it make you itch a little

To know they've got the bomb.

Boy don't it feel weird out here lately

But i guess that's ok too

Cause television's here to save us

And tell us what to do

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Sell us an old one

Sell us some gumbo

Tell us a new one

At least once a night

Show me an old one

Just don't turn out your love light

Your love light baby