Well its a little late for christmas
But have one anyway
And while i'm on the subject baby
Have a happy birthday
How's your father
How's your mom
And don't it make you itch a little
To know they've got the bomb.
Boy don't it feel weird out here lately
But i guess that's ok too
Cause television's here to save us
And tell us what to do
Kojak kojak kojak columbo
Sell us an old one
Sell us some gumbo
Tell us a new one
At least once a night
Show me an old one
Just don't turn out your love light
Your love light baby